Freeman's Mind： Episode 4-8F7qL6JjUlo.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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[alarms sound] Huh? Heh? Ah-hah? Ah-hah-hah!

#400:00:12,687→00:00:15,667

Ah! I'm not in Crazy Land anymore!

#500:00:16,271→00:00:17,839

Oh, man!

#600:00:17,839→00:00:20,515

That was stranger than when I was awake for four days straight

#700:00:20,515→00:00:23,400

and thought my house was being invaded by frog people.

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And the door's open now!

#900:00:26,418→00:00:28,164

Man, I'm on a roll!

#1000:00:28,164→00:00:30,033

Murphy's Law can suck it!

#1100:00:30,645→00:00:31,841

Oh, hell.

#1200:00:31,841→00:00:33,221

Is that guy dead?

#1300:00:33,221→00:00:36,633

Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a... normal doctor.

#1400:00:36,633→00:00:38,809

I wonder if he was trying to open the door for me.

#1500:00:38,809→00:00:40,863

I'd feel like an asshole then.

#1600:00:40,863→00:00:42,398

Wait, what am I saying?

#1700:00:42,398→00:00:44,931

They're the ones that locked me in this tomb to begin with!

#1800:00:44,931→00:00:47,743

If they're not dead all ready, they're on the list!

#1900:00:47,743→00:00:49,140

[lock buzzes]

#2000:00:49,140→00:00:50,729

Hah, yeah, very funny.

#2100:00:50,729→00:00:52,138

C'mon door, open up.

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[lock buzzes]

#2300:00:53,006→00:00:54,569

Dammit, what a tease!

#2400:00:54,569→00:00:58,896

I already made it passed those thick-ass blast doors--which that guy died for--

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only to be stopped by this useless second door.

#2600:01:01,368→00:01:02,534

This is bullshit!

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I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes

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ordering you to open!

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Yes!

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No!

#3100:01:12,094→00:01:12,767

Shit!

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Uh...

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Don't kill me!

#3400:01:17,295→00:01:19,543

Oh, good. Somebody who knows CPR.

#3500:01:19,543→00:01:22,571

I hate to say it, but I don't think I could bring myself to do mouth-to-mouth

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on the people here.

#3700:01:24,213→00:01:27,322

Dammit, all the babes are in the Biology Department.

#3800:01:27,322→00:01:30,603

I'd LEARN how to do CPR on them.

#3900:01:30,603→00:01:33,098

That is, unless they really were dead.

#4000:01:33,098→00:01:35,067

God, that would be such a turn-off.

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Don't step in the blood...

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Man, you can just smell the money burning in this place.

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Just goes to show that--

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[explosion] GOD! JEEZ! GOD!

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I HATE COMPUTERS!

#4600:01:47,162→00:01:49,868

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS BLOW UP WHEN I USE THEM?!

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Boned.

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Man, this place got romped!

#4900:01:58,539→00:02:00,832

I guess I'll start looting after all.

#5000:02:00,832→00:02:04,178

Hm, I'll get out of here first and then come back here with a wheelbarrow

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so I can really do this right.

#5200:02:07,284→00:02:09,300

Oh no, not this again.

#5300:02:09,907→00:02:14,474

Okay, this time I have to turn WITH the elevator.

#5400:02:14,474→00:02:16,268

All right, focus.

#5500:02:16,268→00:02:20,400

Mehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehnin mehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehnin...

#5600:02:21,067→00:02:23,219

Oh, jeez, this doesn't feel good.

#5700:02:23,219→00:02:24,467

I don't think it worked.

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[hic]

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Why is everything in circles?

#6000:02:28,011→00:02:30,834

Atoms... planets... yeah.

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Huh-hey! Boy, we really fucked up this time, huh?

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SCIENTIST #5: Why didn't they listen?

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SCIENTIST #4: We TRIED to warn them.

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SCIENTIST #5: I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade,

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SCIENTIST #5: let alone create one.

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Sucks.

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SCIENTIST #5: Gordon! You're alive!

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SCIENTIST #5: Thank GOD for that hazard suit!

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You like it?

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SCIENTIST #5: I'm afraid to move him and all our phones are out.

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SCIENTIST #5: Please, get to the surface as soon as you can

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SCIENTIST #5: and let someone know we're stranded down here.

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SCIENTIST #5: You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners.

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SCIENTIST #5: I'm sure the rest of the Science Team will gladly help you.

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See, that's what I like to hear: how can you help me?

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If everyone here had your attitude, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

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[teleportation sounds]

#7800:03:11,059→00:03:13,334

Oh my God! What is that?

#7900:03:14,523→00:03:18,000

Holy crap, that's an alien! I wasn't imagining it.

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Do they see this?

#8100:03:20,342→00:03:22,786

HEY, I TOLD YOU ALL I'M NOT CRAZY!

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THE PROOF'S RIGHT HERE!

#8300:03:24,868→00:03:28,536

Wow, it looks like one of those facehuggers from the movie "Aliens".

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[headcrab squeals] Wah! Don't kill me!

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I realize you're trying to propagate your species,

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but I'm just down with the whole laying-eggs-in-my-chest-cavity thing.

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Jeez, that's a lot of blood.

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[door thumps]

#8900:03:40,208→00:03:41,485

Oh, a locked door.

#9000:03:41,485→00:03:43,104

We're playing this game again, are we?

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Fine!

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Ugh... step in the blood... there.

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PA: Access denied.

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WHAT?!

#9500:03:50,786→00:03:52,917

YOU DARE DEFY MY ORDERS?!

#9600:03:52,917→00:03:54,253

THIS IS TREASON!

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I'LL HAVE YOU--hey, wait a minute, I think that scientist said he could open it.

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I'll ask him.

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Don't let it smell your fear.

#10000:04:04,800→00:04:06,457

Hey, you guys have the same tie.

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SCIENTIST #5: A failure of this magnitude is extremely improbable.

#10200:04:09,902→00:04:11,312

Well, that's why we have insurance.

#10300:04:11,312→00:04:12,721

Hey, come with me for a second.

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SCIENTIST #5: Fine. You won't even know I'm here.

#10500:04:14,682→00:04:15,300

All right.

#10600:04:15,808→00:04:18,000

Oh, and don't mind the vicious aliens.

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Or the dead guy.

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Or the tunnel of blood.

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Yeah, just start that peep show so we can get things rolling.

#11000:04:31,096→00:04:32,900

This next door better not be locked.

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[explosions]

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[explosions] WHOA!

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[explosions] Okay, the green beams of death.

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[explosions] I thought we were passed this already.

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[explosions] Getting a little old.

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[explosions]

#11700:04:42,402→00:04:43,667

Hey, why don't you go first?

#11800:04:44,239→00:04:45,534

C'mon, age before beauty.

#11900:04:46,859→00:04:48,139

Fine! I'll lead.

#12000:04:48,139→00:04:50,701

This right here is why you're never get promoted.

#12100:04:52,468→00:04:54,067

Okay, here we go.

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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And he's safe!

#12400:04:59,687→00:05:01,454

Is that guy not even coming?

#12500:05:01,454→00:05:02,620

What a hoser.

#12600:05:02,620→00:05:06,694

When I'm in charge, I'll make sure he stays at the bottom of the corporate ladder.

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Actually, I'm not sure I even want this place

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[teleportation sounds] anymore now that I--

#12900:05:09,552→00:05:10,732

Oh God, one of them's loose.

#13000:05:10,732→00:05:12,626

Uh... can't turn back.

#13100:05:12,626→00:05:13,587

Okay, I can do this.

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[Spanish accent] I am a matador!

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[Spanish accent] I fearlessly--

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[headcrab bite] AH GOD! JESUS! SHIT! FUCK! Piss! God...

#13500:05:18,254→00:05:19,388

Those things BITE!

#13600:05:19,388→00:05:20,000

Dammit!

#13700:05:20,403→00:05:22,915

I'm starting to feel pretty naked here without a weapon.

#13800:05:22,915→00:05:24,662

This is such a slap to the face.

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I've been meaning to take kung fu lessons for years now

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because I knew there would be a day,

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like today, and I would be ready, but I kept putting it off,

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and here I am, totally unprepared, and not knowing kung fu.

#14300:05:35,342→00:05:38,682

Procrastination has failed me yet again.

#14400:05:38,682→00:05:39,900

Wait, this is it.

#14500:05:39,900→00:05:41,773

This is my chance for redemption.

#14600:05:41,773→00:05:45,044

It's like my entire life has leading up to this single moment.

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Today, all my limbo practice pays off!

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[humming limbo song]

#14900:05:53,710→00:05:55,766

Oh! Cleared it!

#15000:05:55,766→00:05:58,073

I am the limbo master.

#15100:05:58,073→00:06:00,248

Isn't that right, dead guy?

#15200:06:00,248→00:06:01,880

The bonus round!

#15300:06:01,880→00:06:03,767

Okay, I need to study the pattern.

#15400:06:04,113→00:06:05,234

Hey, is it getting warmer?

#15500:06:05,731→00:06:07,334

YAH! WOW!

#15600:06:07,805→00:06:10,565

I almost got a free haircut and lobotomy!

#15700:06:10,565→00:06:11,334

Damn!

#15800:06:12,112→00:06:15,089

Hey, I can't limbo this; it goes through the floor!

#15900:06:15,089→00:06:16,033

That's cheating!

#16000:06:16,994→00:06:19,634

Look at this thing! It's an Etch-a-Sketch from Hell!

#16100:06:20,263→00:06:22,610

Okay, I'm just going to have to wing it.

#16200:06:22,610→00:06:30,322

[hums Mission: Impossible theme]

#16300:06:30,322→00:06:31,665

Hey, is that a crowbar?

#16400:06:31,665→00:06:33,668

Oh my God. This is friggin' perfect.

#16500:06:33,668→00:06:36,846

Now I can beat the SNOT out of people!

#16600:06:36,846→00:06:39,006

Oh boy, I can't wait to get back to the lobby.

#16700:06:39,006→00:06:41,156

They'll be like, "Freeman! We thought you were dead!"

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I'll be like, "You thought wrong! Pow!"

#16900:06:44,219→00:06:46,801

Okay, time to bring on the pain.

#17000:06:47,512→00:06:48,041

[lock buzzes]

#17100:06:48,041→00:06:50,293

Oh-ho! Another locked door!

#17200:06:50,293→00:06:51,666

I don't think so!

#17300:06:51,666→00:06:52,968

I've got a crowbar!

#17400:06:53,312→00:06:54,000

Eat this!

#17500:06:55,057→00:06:57,023

Hey, I can just crawl through here.

#17600:06:57,023→00:06:58,703

I am a genius.

#17700:06:58,703→00:07:00,306

God, I love this thing!

#17800:07:00,306→00:07:02,258

I just want to beat stuff up now.

#17900:07:02,258→00:07:05,334

Actually, that's all I wanted to do anyway but now it's so easy.

#18000:07:06,320→00:07:07,535

Wickapah!

#18100:07:07,535→00:07:09,747

"Do not use elevators."

#18200:07:09,747→00:07:11,984

[explosion, scientists sceaming]

#18300:07:11,984→00:07:13,999

Oh shit, they weren't kidding!

#18400:07:13,999→00:07:14,596

[boom]

#18500:07:14,596→00:07:16,482

Aw jeez, what do I do?

#18600:07:16,482→00:07:18,467

The door won't open... rrrrr!

#18700:07:20,389→00:07:21,634

Oh, what should I do?

#18800:07:22,397→00:07:23,367

I guess, uh...

#18900:07:23,755→00:07:24,968

SORRY!

#19000:07:26,586→00:07:28,200

DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU!

#19100:07:28,583→00:07:30,414

Oh, man...

#19200:07:30,414→00:07:32,601

I hope at least they were jerks...